Muscle Memory is funny that way

Read in pirates voice:

"This is a story of a man. He was once a poor boy that slept in a small bed with a beautiful girl. Eventually his greed lost him everything on his quest for wealth. Through the perils of darkness he became a rich man that now sleeps in a big bed with his earned treasure. His riches do give him hope for true happiness but the price he paid was the understanding of real suffering.

This story has nothing to do with money."